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Breaking News: The FDA just approved a new….

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‘Cheers to all the people who can….

‘Dear Government,

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‘When eagles are silent, parrots begin…..

‘When your acid trip…..

‘If you can’t explain……..

‘Elvis Costello and ABBA are….

‘Empathy…. When you plant a lettuce…

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‘Expectation is the…..

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“Irony”

‘Try to remember, the greener grass…..

‘Choose a partner who is….

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‘When you blame others, you give up your….

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‘Always pay attention to who is….

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‘As the older you get, you…..

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