
Category: Funny Quotes and Sayings
‘As I was getting into bed, she said…

“Mom, does God ever change his mind….

Steak cooking request vs Argument with wife…

My neighbours had a Viagra party last night…..

‘When I told the genie that I wished for a…..

Six signs that you’re actually a Cat!

‘Don’t make excuses for horrible people. You can’t….

‘I’ve learned so much from…..

Bank of DAD…

I always arrive late at….

When you get a call from an unknown number….

Funny how attractive women….

‘There’s a fine line between genius and…..

Beer…..gasm

Anti Selfie Tablets..

‘Snowflake’ Nutritional Facts…

A Royal Mistake…

Privileged White Racists…..

Education Tip….

Quote – ‘When you are in deep…

I Haven’t Had Sex in…..

#Quote – ‘There is a person out there for…

‘Everyone is a genius. But if you….. #Quote

I’ve finally stopped caring what…..

When you are dead, you don’t….

I Want You To Know That Someone….

So it’s OK for the cat

