Has anyone else noticed how gorgeous mirrors are? No?

‘I’m not saying I did….

The wife told me over breakfast….

The best way to get over…

“Now, is there anything you have not paid for yet?”……..”Arrh, NOPE!”

Giving directions in the countryside….

Seems legit!

I combined a laxative and alphabet soup! I’ve called it….

Works for me!

Can’t believe some people…..

Product Of The Week…

‘When the babysitter cancels…..

‘I’m late for works because…..

Me in a hurry vs. the printer

Watching Movies…..

Deep thought of the day: Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

New Business Plan To Prevent Climate Change….

It’s a good thing Hillary Clinton did not win……

I Fell Off A 50 Foot Ladder Today…..

‘A married man took his side chic on a……

‘I’ve learned so much from….

Abbey Rd Crossing…

When you can’t afford the bus fare….

Steak cooking request vs Argument with wife…

A clever non politically correct photo…

“That’s gotta explain a few things…

‘Don’t make excuses for horrible people. You can’t….

I always arrive late at….

Anti Selfie Tablets..