I wanted Italian food tonight, but a….

‘The bad news is….

Police harassment….

Cheers to all the people who can….

“First you buy me a…

Deep thinking….

You too?

Your move Tesla!

Paddy and Murphy were…..

‘The chicken’s gone bad!”

‘Sometimes you just need to….

This works for me… #Bacon

‘There nothing more dangerous than….

‘Back in the day when you…..

Food for thought….

On line dating…

‘Reason to be thankful for….

This is when Google comes in handy….

The man who invented autocorrect should….

I’ve begun to realize that….

This is when Google comes in handy….

Adam and Eve discussing…

You are never alone on the….

Paddy and Mick are in the pub talking about….

I combined a laxative and alphabet soup! I’ve called it….

This works for me, you too?

Works for me!

Age does not make you….

Relationship Quote…Works for me!

True or False?

Quote – Good Idea!